I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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