it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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