Having a random hookup so left but love u
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I think your dad took our porno
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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