Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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