She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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