I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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