they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
