we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Fuck appropriateness.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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