At least make sure they are 18
Why
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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