New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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