Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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