I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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