She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I need a beard to bite.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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