do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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