I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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