1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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