Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
