You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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