It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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