am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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