when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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