Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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