I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
