my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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