He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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