I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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