He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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