i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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