Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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