another moral hangover. fuck.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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