people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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