You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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