hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Your cock deserves a montage
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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