and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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