Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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