420 ftw
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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