are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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