Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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