okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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