If i come over, it means nothing
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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