I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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