singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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