ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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