Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
People in love make me want to vomit
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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