i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
The ass gains better be worth it
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