she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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