these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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