i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I wish life had little blips of pornography
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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