I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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