remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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