We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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