i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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